Where is a job for me?

Reaching out!

O.k. it's probably obvious I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree, and I haven't always been the perfect citizen, in fact I'll be straight up with you, I'm an exconvict. Ouch, did that hurt? You better believe it did! Every appliction that I fill out is automatically red flagged because I made a mistake 23, let me repeat that for you, 23 years ago. Yeah, I had just been layed off from a semi-trailer manufacturing company called Fruehauf. Well, I had way too much to drink one evening and like an idiot I decided to take my 1980 Camaro for a spin. Do any of you remember a movie, Smokey and the Bandit? Yeah, well I learned the hard way that I am no Burt Reynolds, and that fleeing and eluding stuff only works in the movies. I just thank the good Lord that nobody got hurt besides me, and I didn't suffer any major pain, just a little road rash, and after a wrestling match with a couple of Ohio State troopers my normally crooked nose was straightened out. To make a long story short, I served a couple of years in the prison, was released on 5 years probation, and became a free man again after 2.5 years for good behaviour. So, you see, I'm not such a bad bloke, huh? Now back to my original thought, I am very dependable, good for any kind of manual labor, can operate a forklift, drive a truck. I drove a 10 ton 8x8 fuel Hemmit while working for Uncle Sam, and I'm an all around easy going, easy to get along with individual who enjoys a challenge. So thank you for reading and hit me up for an employment offer. I'm all ears.